Hello Cheeky

Last Edited: 09-Mar-2015
A Global British Comedy Collaborative document. Edited by John Lucas
Broadcast source is BBC Radio Four unless otherwise indicated. Recording quality is considered good unless otherwise indicated.

Date Episode Title/First Lines Cast Parameters
BBC R2
07-Apr-1973
1-1
This next programme is dedicated to the
wit of Des O'Connor
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:57, 26148, S
BBC R2
14-Apr-1973
1-2
And so the Guatemalan Midget in the top
hat
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:50, 26048, S
BBC R2
21-Apr-1973
BBC R7
1-3
And now here is a message for all Pigeon
Fanciers
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:37, 25899, S
BBC R2
28-Apr-1973
BBC R7
1-4
And first for all those who remember Carol
Gibbons and the Savoy Hotel Orpheans
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:30, 25798, S
BBC R2
05-May-1973
1-5
Ladies and Gentlemen we present the
longest joke in the world
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:24, 25643, S
BBC R2
12-May-1973
1-6
Calling Z Victor 1
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
28:04, 26265, S
BBC R2
19-May-1973
1-7
And before I ask Miss Harpenden to cut
the ribbon
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:47, 25996, S
BBC R2
26-May-1973
BBC R7
1-8
Ladies and gentlemen, watch as I turn
these twenty four canaries into a nude
statue of Moira Anderson
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Richard Willcox
27:22, 25670, S
BBC R2
02-Jun-1973
BBC R7
1-9
Lash the galleons to the Mizzen
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Richard Willcox
27:30, 25792, S
BBC R2
09-Jun-1973
1-10
Why not listen to this show in stereo
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Michael Aspel
produced by Richard Willcox
27:48, 26011, S
BBC R2
16-Jun-1973
1-11
No, I’m sorry. I’m fed up playing
women’s parts
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Richard Willcox
27:51, 26058, S
BBC R2
25-Dec-1973
Special Hello Cheeky, Hello Christmas
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch and Richard Willcox
57:20, 54099, S
BBC R2
10-Feb-1974
2-1
Did I catch my what in a mangle?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:21, 25587, S
BBC R2
17-Feb-1974
2-2
Give me liberty or give me death. Gunshot
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
28:11, 26371, S
BBC R2
24-Feb-1974
2-3
That's why the lady is a tramp
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:35, 25807, S
BBC R2
03-Mar-1974
2-4
In answer to an urgent enquiry from
someone who just signs himself 'Mark of
Sandhurst'
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
26:24, 24706, S
muffled, low
volume, hiss
BBC R2
10-Mar-1974
2-5
Ladies and Gentlemen and Gladys
Swathley - What do you mean ‘And
Gladys Swathley’?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:55, 26117, S
hybrid recording
BBC R2
17-Mar-1974
2-6
Welcome to the sixteenth series of
'Hello Cheeky'
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
25:20, 23697, S
hiss, barely
audible
BBC R2
24-Mar-1974
2-7
'The String Vest Of Infinity', an epic
poem by John Junkin
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:35, 25808, S
BBC R2
31-Mar-1974
2-8
Hi there, this is Tim again
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:11, 25427, S
BBC R2
07-Apr-1974
2-9
And now for those of you who like
that kind of thing, here is the same
tune backwards
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:06, 25353, S
hiss, barely
audible
BBC R2
14-Apr-1974
TS10
2-10
Hi there fans, Denis King Hyperstar
here. I wrote that tune you know!
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
25:08, 23513, S
TS version
BBC R2
21-Apr-1974
TS11
2-11
And so it doth behove that we
should cling like limpets and so in
sanity sit out the storm
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
25:11, 23571, S
BBC R2
28-Apr-1974
2-12
As most of you may remember, Addie
Minter is convalescing in the Harpenden
Hilton after a phantom pregnancy
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:16, 25671, S
BBC R2
05-May-1974
2-13
Music....hello! Goodbye...Music
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:13, 25460, S
BBC R2
12-May-1974
2-14
Hello everyone and welcome to an
evening with me. After my dance I
shall do some paper tearing
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Aimi Macdonald
produced by David Hatch
27:11, 25428, S
BBC R2
19-May-1974
2-15
And that music tells us its time for
this week's quiet thought from
Patience Strong
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
28:39, 26812, S
BBC R2
27-May-1974
Special Summer Special
Hello Summer
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch and Richard Willcox
53:26, 49994, S
BBC R2
25-Dec-1974
Special Christmas Special
Hello Christmas
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Richard Willcox and Bob Oliver Rogers
88:38, 82904, S
BBC R2
09-Mar-1975
3-1
Knickers, Knickers, boobs, fat ladies
and poofs. Get all the rude bits out
of the way
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
27:19, 25566, S
BBC R2
16-Mar-1975
3-2
Here are the answers to last week's
programme. Yes, no, once in a while,
when I can get it
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
26:26, 24726, S
BBC R2
23-Mar-1975
3-3
The next programme has been cancelled
due to an outbreak of good taste,
however never at a loss we present an
awkward silence
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
26:59, 25254, S
BBC R2
30-Mar-1975
3-4
Sound effects....wish they gave us
a dressing-room nearer the studio
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
27:07, 25372, S
BBC R2
06-Apr-1975
3-5
Listen you chaps, I've had a good idea! written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
24:36, 23015, S
fast, credits
truncated
BBC R2
13-Apr-1975
3-6
And our special studio guest today is
Enid Bolsolver newly crowned 'Rupture
Appliance' Queen of Sunningdale
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
27:04, 25329, S
BBC R2
20-Apr-1975
3-7
The rain in Spain stays mainly in
the plain
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
26:39, 24928, S
no credits
BBC R2
27-Apr-1975
3-8
Good evening and welcome to this
edition of Cheeky Digest
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
27:19, 25566, S
BBC R2
04-May-1975
3-9
Here's Mr. Rupert Lump who is
spokesman for Budgerigar Lib
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
26:36, 24563, S
muffled, low
volume, hiss
BBC R2
11-May-1975
3-10
Hello Cheeky tonight comes from a
Trappist Monastery
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
26:36, 24895, S
BBC R2
18-May-1975
3-11
Ooh, aah, come on Tim!' 'Well,
that's got his trousers on!
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by
Bob Oliver Rogers
26:38, 24918, S
no credits
BBC R2
25-May-1975
3-12
That's funny....that's very funny.
Hello Cuddles Brooke-Taylor!
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:26, 16158, m
hiss
BBC R2
01-Jun-1975
3-13
Here is John Junkin with this week's
appeal....Come on darlin' - get 'em off!
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Joan Bakewell
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
26:31, 24804, S
BBC R2
25-Jan-1976
01-Feb-1976
Special
The Least Worst Parts 1 and 2
  1. Give Me Liberty or Death

written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:15, 25501, S
#2 missing
but also on LP
see below
BBC R2
16-May-1976
BBC R7
4-1
Ladies and Gentlemen we are privileged
tonight to devote the whole programme
to that aspect of life which interests
every red-blooded Englishman....Sport
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Frank Bough
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:48, 26013, S
BBC R2
23-May-1976
4-2
Good morning and welcome to Open
Wound
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:18, 25550, S
BBC R2
30-May-1976
4-3
Breathes there a man with a soul so
dead who never to himself has said
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:24, 25640, S
BBC R2
06-Jun-1976
4-4
I checked out my 45s for slugs written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:33, 16226, m
hiss
BBC R2
13-Jun-1976
4-5
Well now it's time to call another
contestant in our first ever radio
Spot The Ball competition
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:01, 25286, S
BBC R2
20-Jun-1976
4-6
If music be the food of love could you
whistle me an egg and chips twice?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:05, 25333, S
clipping,
no credits
BBC R2
27-Jun-1976
4-7
Cheese sandwich attacks cabinet
minister, chorus girl to rescue
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:15, 16047, m
hiss, opening line
missing
BBC R2
04-Jul-1976
4-8
Let's Go fo'ard Barry. Aye Aye Mush written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
23:13, 13680, m
hiss
BBC R2
11-Jul-1976
4-9
Hail Caesar! Beware the Ides of March written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
26:39, 24928, S
clipped, fast
BBC R2
18-Jul-1976
4-10
France. The Somme. Through the early
morning mist a tattered band of khaki
figures appear
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:40, 9802, m
hiss, muffled
BBC R2
25-Jul-1976
4-11
My dog's got no nose. How does he
smell?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
26:25, 6267, m
clipped
BBC R2
01-Aug-1976
4-12
Ladies and gentlemen before the next
programme here is the end of the next
programme
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
26:58, 9555, m
hiss muffled
BBC R2
08-Aug-1976
4-13
I've done it; I've done it at last! written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:49, 16376, m
hiss, midrange
lost
BBC R2
15-Aug-1976
4-14
To be or not to be...that is the question written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch and Bob Oliver Rogers
26:21, 24648, S
low bandwidth,
hiss, clipped
BBC R2
22-Aug-1976
4-15
Ladies and gentlemen...to get this
particular show off to a light frothy start
I would like to tell you about my hernia
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
26:12, 24507, S
low bandwidth,
hiss, clipped
BBC R2
29-Aug-1976
4-16
Tim, Tim where are you? In my dressing
room....coming!
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by Bob Oliver Rogers
27:32, 25754, S
BBC R2
25-Dec-1976
Special
Cheeky Whittington And His Magic
Ballpoint


written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Marti Caine,
Peggy Mount, and David Jacobs
produced by Bobby Jaye
54:54, 51362, S
BBC R2
07-Oct-1979
5-1
Good evening! (sound of orchestra).
That's better!

written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:08, 25387, S
BBC R2
14-Oct-1979
5-2
(sound of whips & shouts) Right the
audience are in, we can start!         
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
23:01, 21543, S
end missing
BBC R2
21-Oct-1979
5-3
Hello- and in today's programme we are
going to take a long hard look at
Norman St. John Stevas    

written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:31, 25740, S
master tape
T41448
BBC R2
28-Oct-1979
5-4
Roll up, roll up, roll up! Swings and
roundabouts!

written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin
produced by David Hatch
27:31, 25739, S
muffled
BBC R2
07-Oct-1979
BBC R7
5-5
This Canteen isn’t what it was written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by David Hatch
27:49, 26026, S
BBC R2
07-Oct-1979
5-6
Tim, can I ... um ... can I borrow your
wife for the evening
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by David Hatch
27:06, 25362, S

Television Episodes
13 episodes in two series on Yorkshire Television during 1976
Date Episode Title/First Lines Cast Parameters
Yorkshire Television
19-Jan-1976
1-1
This next programme is dedicated to the
wit of Des O'Connor
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
23:50, 22299, s
Yorkshire Television
26-Jan-1976
1-2
Just a moment, young sir,
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
23:36, 22084, s
Yorkshire Television
unknown date
?

written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood

Yorkshire Television
unknown date
?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood

YYorkshire Television
unknown date
? Good evening, my name is Barry Cryer,
and I once worked with David Frost.
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
24:17, 22717, s
Yorkshire Television
unknown date
? My husband and I would like to be let
out!
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
23:40, 22141, s
Yorkshire Television
unknown date
? Do remember Carol Gibbons and the
Savoy Hotel Orpheans
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
24:10, 22605, s
Yorkshire Television
unknown date
? 'The String Vest Of Infinity', an epic
poem
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
24:27, 22825, s
Yorkshire Television
unknown date
? And now, ladies and gentlemen, Rabbi
Bones
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
24:22, 22796, s
Yorkshire Television
unknown date
?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood

Yorkshire Television
unknown date
?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood

Yorkshire Television
unknown date
?
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood

Yorkshire Television
Jun-1976
2-? Good evening. Knickers. Good night.
written and performed by Tim Brooke-Taylor,
Barry Cryer, and John Junkin, Terry Wogan
produced by Len Lurcuck and Duncan Wood
23:53, 22355, s

LP Recordings
Date
Title
Cast
Parameters

The Least Worst of Hello Cheeky

20:54, 19559, S
20:51, 19515, S

Seedy Sound of Hello Cheeky

19:23, 18140, S
22:15, 20823, S

Documentaries and Collateral Material
Date
Title
Cast
Parameters